FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
- It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
- It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
- It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
- It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
- It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
- Breast are for looking & that’s why we do it – Don’t try to change that
- Learn to use the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down – You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down
- Anything men said 6 months ago is inadmissinle. In fact – All comments become null & void after 7 days
- A headache that lasts for 7 months is a problem – Go see a doctor
- If you think you’re fat, you probably are – Don’t ask
- If some men can be interpreted in 2 ways & 1 of the way makes you sad or angry – We meant the other one!
- All men see only in 16 colors, just like windows default settings. Peach, for example – Its a fruit, not a color!
- If it itches, it will be scratched – We do that
- If we ask what is wrong & she says “Nothing”, We’ll act like nothing’s wrong. We know she’s lying but it’s just not worth the hassle!
- Don’t ask men what they are thinking about unless you’re prepared to discuss “S.S.C” – Not Singapore Sports Council ! But… Sex Sports & Cars!