Men… so true


  1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 
  2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 
  3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. 
  4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 
  5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


  1. Breast are for looking & that’s why we do it – Don’t try to change that
  2. Learn to use the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down – You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down
  3. Anything men said 6 months ago is inadmissinle. In fact – All comments become null & void after 7 days
  4. A headache that lasts for 7 months is a problem – Go see a doctor
  5. If you think you’re fat, you probably are – Don’t ask
  6. If some men can be interpreted in 2 ways & 1 of the way makes you sad or angry – We meant the other one!
  7. All men see only in 16 colors, just like windows default settings. Peach, for example – Its a fruit, not a color!
  8. If it itches, it will be scratched – We do that
  9. If we ask what is wrong & she says “Nothing”, We’ll act like nothing’s wrong. We know she’s lying but it’s just not worth the hassle!
  10. Don’t ask men what they are thinking about unless you’re prepared to discuss “S.S.C” – Not Singapore Sports Council ! But… Sex Sports & Cars!

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