Men Are Hard To Please

Men Are Hard To Please

男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:

     男人的问题是:

 

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

     如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.    

对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

 

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;  

   如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

 

If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

     如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

 

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

     如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

 

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.    

如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!

 

 

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;

     如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

 

If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

    如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

 

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;     

如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

 

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

     如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.

 

If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;     

如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

 

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

     如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

 

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

     如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦

 

If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.

     如果不,他说妳不信任他

 

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

     如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

 

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

     如果他骂妳,是表示他关心

 

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

     如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.    

如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

 

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

     如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

 

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

     如果他吸烟,他是绅士

 

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;    

如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

 

If he does WELL, it’s his BRAINS.

     如果他考得好,他说是实力!

 

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

     如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

 

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

     如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

 

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

 

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true……. 

如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的.

but if u don’t they say u are selfish…..  

如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私.

 

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