Roger’s Birthday Celebration 17.09.08

Its Roger’s 31st birthday!

Dinner at Crystal Jade followed by drinks at Auto and the nightmare begins

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 主角  猪脚

看不出他是谁吗?

就是他!

 

其它角色包括:

(一) Coolie cum Driver Dan

 

(二) Coolie cum Baby Sitter Me

(三) Coolie cum Toilet Paper Provider Joaelle

(四) Director TONA (Talk Only No Action) cum Bag Carrier cum Lift Operator Dorothy

(五) Bag Carrier Min

You must be wondering why there are so many different positions above? Well, no choice but the choice coz Roger was drunk, and i really meant Dead Drunk.

The Scene:

1. Joaelle and me had to support the drunkard from the pub to Dan’s car, while Min and Directory TONA helped to carry bags. 

2. Dan was the driver, Joaelle was the toilet paper provider and me, the BABY SITTER ! i had to baby sit him all the way from Boat Quay to Tampines, holding on to the plastic bag that he puked in. And Director TONA happily shaking leg in the front seat complaining how smelly Roger was. Was kao, i got the first hand smell lor, what could be worse!

3. Upon reaching Roger’s block, Director TONA suddenly become very active, volunteered to press the lift!! Wa Kao, i was like, knn, dun tell me i have to support him again! Again, left with no choice, Dan and me had to support the drunkard all the way to his home! and finally dumped him on the sofa!

Roger, u better buy me and Dan some massage packages, coz you are really VERY HEAVY ! My whole body aching like fuck now.

Me and Dan are not the ones who caused you to get drunk.. Pls look at the pics taken last night and you will know who the culprits were!

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Happy Birthday to You~~

 

The Brothers, The Gays

The Sistas!

 

 Make a wish~~ Make a wish~~

 And Roger, this was what made u drunk! I have to say u are really a damn good drinker, you finished 80% of a yard! And 20% by your gay bro Dan!

 

You must be wondering… “What is so scary about beer? Its my forte!”

Now LOOK!

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Tada !!!

 

Let me take this chance to annouce something, if anyone does this to me on my birthday, i sure 翻脸!

 

Toast to the Birthday Boy Man after the MERCILESS Yard

  

See what happens a while later

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A HAPPY Birthday turns into a NIGHTMARE Birthday.

 

And last but not least, you can still ask me to take photo with you after you puked lor. And i must say

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U R REALLY VERY SMELLY LOR !

 

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4 Responses to Roger’s Birthday Celebration 17.09.08

  1. Dorothy says:

    It’s u and joaelle who make him drunk lor …. i only pour a bit and joaelle push my hand …. After i put the bottle back u still say not enough and u poured more in hor!!!!!!!!!

  2. 1ynn says:

    oops, did i? i dont remember leh! Let’s ask Joaelle!!!!

  3. 1ynn says:

    Sorry, i just checked with Min, she say only u and Joaelle poured. I didnt..!

  4. Pingback: My Birthday 28.12.08 « Lynn’s Weblog

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